We went to the movies today and the guy charged me a kid’s ticket I will never escape

I import things from Japan more often than I buy anything else off of the internet and I’m planning to get something that’s not an anime figure and the shipping will be 3-5 days for like $3 and I had honestly forgotten that fast, cheap shipping is a thing

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NOBODY SAW THAT

Every year on my birthday, my dad plays the birthday song the Beatles did and when he played it for me this year it finally hit me that yes, I am 20 and I almost cried

My dash has been moving a mile a minute today and I’m kinda sick so if I miss your reply it’s cause it’s buried, or I was asleep, sorry

The ending’s gonna be Roundabout, calling it now

Man though Little Mac must get so fucked up in the smash series because he’s just this kid from New York in arguably the most normal series Nintendo has ever done

And then out of nowhere, he’s put into this world where people fight with swords and magic and futuristic shit, and there’s animals that should be walking on all fours who are walking on two feet and can talk and there’s some Pokemon

Poor dude didn’t know what he was walking in to

I’m going to be 20 on Sunday

So I showed my dad the first episode of Stardust Crusaders and at the end he was like “I still don’t want him to use my name” (he’s talking about Joseph) and I was like “but isn’t your name the Spanish spelling of Joseph anyway”

And he told me that before he legally changed his name, it was Joseph John and I was like “Well, if your name is Joseph John, doesn’t that make you a Jojo too?”

He said he was going to sue Araki

The only alcohol I can remotely tolerate is my dad’s sangria because it tastes so good before it’s ruined by the aftertaste of alcohol 8)

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I WENT TO SHOTGUN A SODA TO CELEBRATE THE ANIME PREMIERE AND THEN IT EXPLODED ALL OVER MY FACE AND IT WAS COLD SO I CAN’T FEEL MY TEETH AND I’M FREEZING CAUSE IT GOT ALL OVER MY FACE AND THE CARBONATION BURNED MY THROAT PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING HOLY DO NOT SHOTGUN A SODA

Every day I go to work, the girl I take to the bus stop and her sisters are at each other’s throats like damn

I’m honestly expecting them to start beating the shit out of each other while I’m there one of these days because they’re getting hostile lol

No youtube, this isn’t what I wanted at all